too many?

How many black dresses do you need to own before you have too many? I just did a load of laundry and I was somewhat astounded when I pulled out four black dresses. I then decided to take a tally of how many more black dresses I had and I thought that I only had one more. Then I went to hang the dresses to dry and saw another one that I had forgotten to count, bringing the total to five. Then I remembered that I have another (more formal) black dress hanging in my closet, bringing the total up to six. If every woman is supposed to have at least one little black dress in her wardrobe, I guess I'm well covered.

Now, this only means one thing: must buy more dresses in different COLOURS to balance out all the black. =)